Small but important update:
We don't call Teeny Teeny anymore because she's now five and not that teeny, and also, she doesn't like it.
Hey, Teeny girl!
I'm not Teeny! I'm a girl. I'm Rae!
I'm not girlypants. I'm a girl! I'm Rae!
I'm not --
You get it. She likes being called her name. The end. So, Rae it is.